witty one liners

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley)
Failure comes in two ways:
Those who do it without giving a thought.
Those who thought about it but do nothing.
Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities. (Napolean Hill)
Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent.
Failure is opportunity in disguise.
Failure is the only opportunity to begin more intelligently. (Henry Ford)

one liners quotes

Every good friend once was a stranger.
Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it.
Every man dies; not every man really lives.(Braveheart)
Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.
Everyone hears what you say,
Friends listen to what you say,
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
Everyone leaves footprints in you memory, but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you will truely remember. (Nicholas Sperling)
Everyone needs to be loved . . . especially when they do not deserve it.
Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. (Hasidic saying)
Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die.

love one liners

Perhaps love is the process of my gently leading you back to yourself
Romantic sayings by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game right from the start. I saw your game, I can play it too, stupid player, the joke's on YOU! Love Quotes by Anonymous

The only feeling of real loss Is when you love someone More than you love your self. ~Source : Good Will Hunting's emotion love quotes

Love goes toward love. Romantic sayings by William Shakespeare

May they who love you be like the sun when
it rises in its strength. Love Quotes by Judges 5:31

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
~Source : Charles M. Schulz's emotion love quotes

hilarious one liners

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What's the speed of dark?

great one liners

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. (Warren Buffet)
Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. It's just a matter of how you view them.
Change your thoughts and you change your world. (Norman Vincent Peale)
Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong.
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. (Abraham Lincoln)
Character is made by what you stand for; reputation, by what you fall for. (Robert Quillen)
Character is what a person is in the dark. (Dwight Moody)
Charity begins at home. Success begins at work.
Charm is getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. (Albert Camus)
Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a "carrier".

good one liners

Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job.
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
Better a good heart than a fair face. (Japenese proverb)
Better an end with pain, than pain with no end.
Better to bend than to break. (Indian proverb)
Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. (Abraham Lincoln)
Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
Better untaught than ill-taught.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Be who you are and say what you feel: because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. (Dr. Suess)
Be ye fishers of men, you catch them -- He will clean them.

funny jokes one liners

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.