Saturday, May 10, 2008

funny jokes one liners

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

4 Comments:

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June 4, 2011 at 9:49 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I like more rude one liners.

February 4, 2014 at 6:42 AM  
Blogger Anna Schafer said...

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December 2, 2014 at 11:15 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Some great jokes and a fab site that reflects our own One-Liners - Keep it up!

September 19, 2018 at 3:16 AM  

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